I have that effect on women
N.: You seem happy today, what's up?
Me: Oh, I'm in love.
N.: WHAT? Who? When?
Me: He is just awesome.
N.: He? Do you have to tell me something?!
Me: Ah, no. Of course I'm talking about myself in the third person. He does that - and I love it!
N.: You can consider yourself lucky that there are ten thousand miles between you and me or I would punch you so hard that you'd be cross-eyed until the end of times.
so good. :-)